i've just dared myself to post a blog in an hour. it's 2:51 pm. ready, set, go!
breakie with the surrogate boyfriend on a-daysunset park
movies
eagle eye: saw it in "imax" but it didn't feel as big as when i saw africa: the serengeti on imax in 1994. there were no wildebeasts in eagle eye either, which was a letdown. the acting is solid, the writing is on-par with, if not better than the writing you'll find in your better action flicks, plot was solid. no sex, boo! but whatever, i liked it, even if it didn't fill my peripheral vision with wild boars.
only one way to go chelsea
luscious loxmuseum of sex
tv
paris hilton's my new bff: sure, i'm an idiot. but i don't think paris hilton is. i used to think paris hilton was dumb as a bag of breadcrusts but that was back in like, 2001 when she was just a "party girl". the fact that she has flipped going out into a reason for anyone to care about her is sheer genius. this show is so stupid, the things that happen on this show are really stupid, the people on the show are like, utterly on another level BUT BUT BUT i find it interesting on a multi-dimensional level. we'll leave it at that.
light
hell's kitchen
house: there's some ridiculousness happening on this show. it's doing what formulaic dramas do and changing it's focus from the jobs of the characters to the lives of the characters. that's cool, i like to get attached to fake people on television, but i watch house because i want to see someones tongue explode, not because i want to get all involved emotionally. i feel like house is tricking me into being his girlfriend when all i wanna do is bone. boooooo!!
the side of some dude's face
hell's kitchen
law and order special victims unit: these bastards. they're doing the same kinda stuff house is doing but they been doing it longer so i can deal. all of a sudden we're getting all these cases that barely count as special victims cases and episodes that are thinly veiled political commentary that focus on civil rights and current taboo issues. i still watch it, it's still good, i still love ice-t but seriously where are the child molesters and rapists? that's what i watch this show for, for the sickos and the sick things they do. alas, svu knows i'm dickmatized and that i won't be going anywhere. i can't wait till tuesday.
repetition
hell's kitchen
californication: jimmy got me hooked on another one. i'm pissed because duchovny's character is basically a toned down hank chianski, and when i say "toned down" i mean barely, only barely. every episode i get an urban dictionary update, last week was "vaganus". priceless. he drinks, he smokes, he does coke off a whore's ass, what else could you ask for? it gets touchy feely 'cause he's trying to win his baby's momma back but by the time it does that, you've already seen a porn scene in the back of a moving van (literally). this guy punches cops, goes down on the wrong woman at a party, his best friend gets blackmailed by a suicide girl, his best friend's wife is a hot smurf cokehead bikini waxer (def my fave character), THIS SHOW IS AWESOME! i like it.
i ran into jean-michel in a bar
hell's kitchen
3:21. i wasted too much time on movies and i still have to upload photos. ass!
3:36. just wrote a whole bunch of boring stuff about politics and deleted it. oh, it's not 36, it's 47!! more ass!! ahhhh!!
-i got fired from my job at the museum of sex! boooooo!!!
-i'm staying at jimmy's, i'm about to take the cats to alicia's house (she's my new hero) to be taken care of till i get a place and i sent out OMG 5 resumes this morning. whew.
duvet 1
hell's kitchen
duvet 2
hell's kitchen
which way the wind blows
hell's kitchen
lighthell's kitchen
house: there's some ridiculousness happening on this show. it's doing what formulaic dramas do and changing it's focus from the jobs of the characters to the lives of the characters. that's cool, i like to get attached to fake people on television, but i watch house because i want to see someones tongue explode, not because i want to get all involved emotionally. i feel like house is tricking me into being his girlfriend when all i wanna do is bone. boooooo!!
the side of some dude's facehell's kitchen
law and order special victims unit: these bastards. they're doing the same kinda stuff house is doing but they been doing it longer so i can deal. all of a sudden we're getting all these cases that barely count as special victims cases and episodes that are thinly veiled political commentary that focus on civil rights and current taboo issues. i still watch it, it's still good, i still love ice-t but seriously where are the child molesters and rapists? that's what i watch this show for, for the sickos and the sick things they do. alas, svu knows i'm dickmatized and that i won't be going anywhere. i can't wait till tuesday.
repetitionhell's kitchen
californication: jimmy got me hooked on another one. i'm pissed because duchovny's character is basically a toned down hank chianski, and when i say "toned down" i mean barely, only barely. every episode i get an urban dictionary update, last week was "vaganus". priceless. he drinks, he smokes, he does coke off a whore's ass, what else could you ask for? it gets touchy feely 'cause he's trying to win his baby's momma back but by the time it does that, you've already seen a porn scene in the back of a moving van (literally). this guy punches cops, goes down on the wrong woman at a party, his best friend gets blackmailed by a suicide girl, his best friend's wife is a hot smurf cokehead bikini waxer (def my fave character), THIS SHOW IS AWESOME! i like it.
i ran into jean-michel in a barhell's kitchen
3:36. just wrote a whole bunch of boring stuff about politics and deleted it. oh, it's not 36, it's 47!! more ass!! ahhhh!!
music
-i got a job at the museum of sex! yay!!!basically, when i leave the house, i listen to el-p and if i'm at home, i listen to mingus. it's been helping my moods.
workin' wounded
museum of sex
updates
workin' woundedmuseum of sex
updates
-i got fired from my job at the museum of sex! boooooo!!!
-i'm staying at jimmy's, i'm about to take the cats to alicia's house (she's my new hero) to be taken care of till i get a place and i sent out OMG 5 resumes this morning. whew.
duvet 1hell's kitchen
it's 4:08!! that's more than an hour! but i'm convinced i can do it. i have to pee, clean the litter box, pack up hte cats and be out of here in...half an hour. but first, i have to finish this blog. i haven't posted a blog in a while and it doesn't make sense to have a blog if you never write blog posts. let's do make a list:
-i haven't been doing ANYTHING. for two weeks, i went to work at the museum. one day, i called in and stayed in bed at marisha's house all day. the next day i went to visit my cats and got kicked out in the rain with the cats (FUNNNYYY!!!). the day after that i went to work and got fired. so then i was like, you know, kinda sad for like...a while.
-THEN, i found someone to take care of my cats!!! OMG, big deal, awesome. on my way over there as soon as i stop being indulgent. also, i emailed my dad for the first time in a year 'cause my mom's storage was mere days away from being emptied and its contents auctioned (TOTAL BUMMER!!). told dad about all that, and all the other crap. he was sympathetic, sent some cash and then i guess this is the part where we go back to not talking to each other? i don't really know. (confused face)
-i got fired, i mentioned that already, but it's kinda hard to be exactly 'sad' about losing a job in a museum gift shop. i was sad, but that just mean i had to find another job, which isn't such a horrible thing when you think about it, which i did, for two days.
-so i applied for a whole bunch of jobs! and did some sudoku! and watched my cats run around! i feel like i've done a lot.
-i've got an abscess where my wisdom tooth used to be. that's whaaaaaack....going to the dentist on monday. wish me luck.
-i haven't been doing ANYTHING. for two weeks, i went to work at the museum. one day, i called in and stayed in bed at marisha's house all day. the next day i went to visit my cats and got kicked out in the rain with the cats (FUNNNYYY!!!). the day after that i went to work and got fired. so then i was like, you know, kinda sad for like...a while.
-THEN, i found someone to take care of my cats!!! OMG, big deal, awesome. on my way over there as soon as i stop being indulgent. also, i emailed my dad for the first time in a year 'cause my mom's storage was mere days away from being emptied and its contents auctioned (TOTAL BUMMER!!). told dad about all that, and all the other crap. he was sympathetic, sent some cash and then i guess this is the part where we go back to not talking to each other? i don't really know. (confused face)
-i got fired, i mentioned that already, but it's kinda hard to be exactly 'sad' about losing a job in a museum gift shop. i was sad, but that just mean i had to find another job, which isn't such a horrible thing when you think about it, which i did, for two days.
-so i applied for a whole bunch of jobs! and did some sudoku! and watched my cats run around! i feel like i've done a lot.
-i've got an abscess where my wisdom tooth used to be. that's whaaaaaack....going to the dentist on monday. wish me luck.
duvet 2hell's kitchen
other than that, there's pretty much a whole bunch of nothing going on but i'm not complaining. no news is good news. big ups to my homies in the pen.
which way the wind blowshell's kitchen
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